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PLEASE TELL ME HOW THOUGHT CATALOG KILLED YOUR DREAMS.

PLEASE TELL ME HOW THOUGHT CATALOG HAS CONTRIBUTED TO THE DECLINE OF LITERACY IN AMERICA.

Hi I saw you reblogged me sort of ‘so what the fuck’-ily, but you’re also following me, so I hope you like some other things at least :o). My post was so fortuitiously timed after you made this meme! I didn’t know thought catalog was a fashionable hateobject! my rage isnt selective or even really rage! i just think a lot of those people are dongs! I don’t think I’m ageist, after all I am a nineties kid too, and I even remember being mad when the power rangers was canceled like a whole week in a row for the OJ Simpson trials! I think Ryan O’Connells articles on sex are embarrassing Sex-and-the-City-level-but-not-even-as-thematically/referentially-consistent prose (another nineties kid moment? :oP). Most of all I think their About Us page sucks and it made me frown and I got cranky and acted out by telling them, “Hey fuck you,” on my tumblr. Which is followed by well over fifty real people. As opposed to Ryan O’Connell’s sex articles which manage to string together references to cheetos, the ramones, ellen degeneres, and hospital emergency rooms in the space of as few as 500 terrible exhausting hairpin-turn words, and are read by like several thousand people. So maybe some of it is envy? Because that guy blows!