January 2012
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“I am a full adult man who wears a baseball hat and I demand that the world takes...”
– Adult Man Wearing A Baseball hat
Jan 1st
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there are only so many days in a year and yet i...
tetradugenica: each day one or more will die awooo happy new year to good people sad new year to bad
Jan 1st
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December 2011
173 posts
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of-praxis: political views: socially liberally, fiscally conservative baaaahahhahahhahaahahahaha 
Dec 31st
So apparently Obama has the record for most...
of-praxis: stateless-crusader: I would say “at least that’s one thing he’s doing right,” but his immigration policy is still very lackluster. As for raw numbers, we should expect him to have the record. Immigrants have been pouring into this country for decades, whites will be a minority soon for fuck’s sake. How libertarians can call his immigration policy “racist” confuses me, we just have...
Dec 31st
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dumbassfils: metonymia: dumbassfils: metonymia: my new year’s resolution is to smash capitalism  my new years resolution is to smash your damn glasses fucking nerd my new year’s resolution is to reveal dumbassfils— take him out his iron mask of anonymity. take off his clothes. make him nervous.  im incapable of being naked he’s gonna be so sad once everyone sees that...
Dec 31st
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A second David Foster Wallace just hit the World...
a new york ‘fire’ ‘fighter’ was killed by a flaming copy of ‘this is water’
Dec 31st
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“ancientbasketballsecrets replied to your quote: ancientbasketballsecrets replied...”
– Hey, you too
Dec 31st
“ancientbasketballsecrets replied to your post: did you ever eat a kiwi fruit?...”
– its true! her name is yan and i am going to kiss her soon :o3 yannez is a good name too! 
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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did you ever eat a kiwi fruit?
no but i fucked a gay australian (cool joke that I made up that made Yan shake her head at me for 5+ minutes)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“OH MAN SALVADOR DALI LIKES MY SCEPTER AND SENT ME A BIRTHDAY TELEGRAM I CANT...”
– It’s My Party and I’ll Cry if I Want To - Nicolae Ceausescu
Dec 31st
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ancientbasketballsecrets: worlds-biggest-egg: there’s not much to do underwater 0_o hmm sounds like you haven’t taken a bath ith an assortment of fun and zany squirt toys lately…it’s time to get out of the dark and head over to your local toy store and grab some of those guys and let me kno if your future under ater experiences are not revolutionized thereafter Another idea; Throw a ton of...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
day 37: understanding birding
ciendiasdevida: youre the best! youre the best! youre the best!!!!!!
Dec 30th
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of-praxis: “… he does not fulfil himself in his work but denies himself, has a feeling of misery rather than well-being, does not develop freely his mental and physical energies but is physically exhausted and mentally debased. The worker, therefore, feels himself at home only during his leisure time, whereas at work he feels homeless. His work is not voluntary but imposed, forced labour. It is...
Dec 30th
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EXISTENTIAL ANGST GAME STRESSFUL: i posted an... →
of-praxis: i posted an article about how ron paul got an endorsement from a guy who thinks homosexuals being executed bible-style is something to consider, in general its about the fringe homophobes that support him, and some guy who stans for him left me a comment saying: This is a ridiculous attack on… hahaha his 2008 campaign manager who died in a hospital, uninsured and passing on...
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
In the space of five years, 4chan had brought...
excerpt from my history channel documentary, “the interwebs?!” narrated by Jamie Hyneman
Dec 30th
of-praxis: anticapitalist: communismkills: daisysnotebook: Ayn Rand apparently hated existentialism, but why? I’ve read some of her stuff, but I don’t know enough about her to understand her completely. And since people insist that I should get to know the woman’s philosophy before deciding whether or not I like her, I’d like to know the reason for her distaste of existentialism. Will...
Dec 30th
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*Puts on Power by Kanye*
*changes into sweatpants*
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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The Police Are Not Your Friends or Protectors
The Police Are Slime Mold
Dec 29th
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Everything On Earth - Brought to you by Rihanna
Dec 29th
“Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling somebody else...”
– Mean Girls (2004) my current grad quote that i submitted for real like a month ago (via literaltoddler) Dakota! Stop trying to make fetch happen, it’s not going to happen.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Early Aughts Teen Boy Secret Submission Blog
That Moment Where You Realize You Have Sent Every Girl You Have A Crush On An mp3 Titled “Weezer - Only In Dreams” Over AIM Direct Connect
Dec 29th
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EXISTENTIAL ANGST GAME STRESSFUL: [warnings:... →
friendlysoviet: kavitiya: anonymous asked: do you think it is possible to be transethnic or transabled? i’ve considered myself to be blind since about age 9 but i only recently rediscovered this through therapy, because of course my family and teachers tried to force me to bury… I’ve known I was blind since I was a small boy. But my fucker family kept diminishing and...
Dec 29th
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“There is no destination other than towards yet another refuge from yet another...”
– Dictee, Theresa Hak Kyung Cha
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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starting my own secrets submission blog for men...
that moment where you realize how much The Bloodhound Gang means to you
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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“Workers of the world, rise up!”
– *angry mob pulls down youtube headquarters brick by brick, seizes central servers, redistributes videos of cats and children falling to all*
Dec 27th
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“It’s not interesting to me to just make (users) laugh or entertain them,” said...”
– Josh Sternberg sat down to chat with Topherchris about his role as Community Manager at Tumblr (via staff) Using the Internet to Make Things. Turn Tumblr Into Another Gated Commons of Content-Producing Serfs.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Uhh Yeah Dude is a really good podcast
Uhh Yeah Dude is a really good podcast.
Dec 27th
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“Why don’t you try and make your OWN international governing body and maybe...”
– Little do you know I’m webmaster of whatpokemonwouldyoufuck.de so… piss off much?
Dec 27th
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cosmopolitan-fascist asked: for a minute i thought you were srs i was about to die
Dec 26th
Intersections: [tw:ableism to the fucking extreme] →
weexistweresist: weexist-weresist: i really wish some of you would stop talking about disabilities because you are doing a disservice to everything by spouting this contrived bullshit the following is a list of nuance you must be able to speak to and with if you are interested in disability justice…. hi sweetie. i’ve had cancer. twice. and i have a load of other physical and mental issues...
Dec 26th
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“It is rare to find Learned men who are clean, do not stink, and have a sense of...”
– Liselotte
Dec 25th
did u have a blinding epiphany about your life...
strawdogs.
Dec 25th
Yo do u think its hella fucking meaningful when...
strawdogs
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
This Walmart doesn't have les fleurs du mal
God Damn America
Dec 24th
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you can only gain access to this tumblr by...
Welcome.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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