February 2012
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“Actually dude? I have a better idea. Let’s let the dominant group decide...”
– Dumb shit white/straight/coca-cola/mayonnaise/goodmorningamerica/whatever/fuck you/etc people explicitly believe. fucking go kick rocks asshole
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Top ten completely alienating top ten lists
Top ten thoughts you had while pissing and using a gum stimulator simultaneously… IN THE NINETIES!
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“A Man’s Guide to Lifting Women into the Air and Fucking Them: What She...”
– the art of manliness
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“Suddenly I realized: all I had to do to not be poor was to start making...”
– Dude who got legacy’d into an ivy league biz program.
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“I had ideas. Then I got hired by JP Morgan. Fuck all y’all I make more...”
– Literally true unedited thoughts from the mind of a 22 year old
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Tao Lin Breakfast Project Art
When I wake up I am next to a girl. Last night I thought she was the girl from The New Inquiry. I look at her dresser and see a collection or “bouquet” of small, shell-shaped soaps. I start to “doubt myself.” I want to call her Megan, or Meghan, but I don’t know if that’s her name. Rachel. She has a short haircut that is “frumpy” in an...
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I'm a vampire.
I’m also a stepmom.
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“When I write I strive to come into contact with that most perfect and universal...”
– Guy Who Writes My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Erotic Fan Fiction
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“dumbassfils said: tao lin just officially got expelled from the avant-garde. hes...”
– tao lin? are you hearing this? from your apartment? surrounded by not really that much money? and sort of happiness? are you hearing this? through your kind of probably satisfied but striving life? are you reading this? through gchat? through that girl from the new inquiry that you want to kiss? are...
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“dumbassfils replied to your post: Tao Lin Breakfast Project Part
bundle these...”
– the cowards at muumuuhouse run scared from our thought-obelisk.
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Tao Lin Breakfast Project Part
I am standing in line behind three people of varying age, “fitness,” and “sexiness.” The woman at the front of the line is young, but otherwise is on the “losing end” of all of these spectra. She is wearing large sweatpants that have the word “pink” printed across the back. She is wearing a large sweatshirt that has the words “SUNY...
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Bi bitch witch crew
Awoooooooo
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AwoooooooooOOoooOoOooOoOo
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Top ten completely alienating top ten lists
9) top ten things to say to make your best friend cry after he tricks your blind dog into running into the wall.
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Tao Lin Breakfast Project
Elliot and girl-Charles were standing next to me in front of a large piece of “art.” We were at the gallery party for Urban Outfitter’s new line of cosmetic vinyls designed by the girl from The New Inquiry in cooperation with the more “subversive” or “edgy” elements of the New York Times Arts section. Elliot pulled an unwrapped Egg and Cheese McGriddle out...
dont bother trying to join my vicious murder gang...
i like finding this on my computer every so often →
tremphantasma:
tremphantasma:
this is my girlfriend megan. she’s a high school art teacher and a free spirit. she makes kombucha and bread pudding using her own breast milk. she collects plastic grocery bags to make giant vagina sculptures (a brilliant comment on femininity and consumerism). you can’t tell from the picture but you can bet your bottom dollar she reeks of patchouli. i...
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top ten completely alienating top ten lists
1.) Top Ten Things You Have Said To Yourself While Watching Someone Play Webtiles Version Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
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fuck thought catalog
fuck thought catalog. fuck you, writer for thought catalog
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dumbassfils:
dingraha replied to your post: whats the difference between modernity and modernism
Modernity is using plastic. Modernism is writing about wanting to fuck a polish boy, before plastic existed.
modernism is fucking a polish boy without breaking the rhythm of your eternal internal monologue about how much you hate yourself in a style that prefigures the telos of a plasticine...
of-praxis:
Israel To Demolish Palestinian Solar Energy Program anticapitalist:
A sustainable energy program in ‘Area C’ of rural West Bank is being threatened by Israeli authorities. The program, which recently installed solar panels and wind turbines in 16 communities, is providing 1,500 Palestinians with electricity — who were formerly without reliable energy.
The foreign aid program, thus...
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you like the eighties you fucker friend? well...
my cultural cachet!!!!
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The Tao Lin Breakfast Project part cross promo... →
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mensahdemary:
dingraha answered your question: well it seems I’ve caught some alt lit attention. um—sorry?
a whole generation of young people cleverly replacing all previous archaic literary devices with quotation marks.
“groovy.” but seriously, you have a point. interestingly enough, said young generation would probably admit to that.
It’s exhausting and it makes me feel bad/sad! Like...
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A teenager with the same ability as the rogue...
except instead of a wooden box assembled on a space station by a rotating and powerful and understanding and heartbroken machine intelligence, its that 3x3 tumblr layout. and its pngs instead of physical objects. and its dumb as heck instead of cool.
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Hey do you remember the other night I was drunk...
good news! if you want the deetz you can find them right here, as a new short story
http://dingrahawords.tumblr.com/post/17859601920/65-an-incomplete-but-extensive-and-maybe-cathartic
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The Stunning Realization That Making Fun Of Things...
Just kidding, fuck, hell, fartlit
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Young Artists alternative lit scene devastated by...
my manic and sad and aware monologue about how i feel about my relationship with my friend and how important making money seems, and also the vague sense that i exist somewhere, probably on a city street.
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Hey!: Help an undocumented immigrant finish his... →
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RIP indie-sphere completed suicide pact of tier-0...
DEATH CULT FOR CUTIE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
The Falling Sand game exists for iphones
fuck
Working on my script for alternate History version...
tetradugenica:
dingraha:
*FBI Investigator rolls over from his straight wife heteronormative bedchamber and picks up phone*
“Mr. McCarty”
“m—whhaat? And please, the name is Mr. Searles”
“Ah yes, your ‘cover.’ The Irish are an accepted white now Mr…. Winthrop. But regardless, Richard Nixon and his entire cabinet just fell into a punji stake pit on the whitehouse lawn. no survivors.”
...
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Working on my script for alternate History version...
*FBI Investigator rolls over from his straight wife heteronormative bedchamber and picks up phone*
“Mr. McCarty”
“m—whhaat? And please, the name is Mr. Searles”
“Ah yes, your ‘cover.’ The Irish are an accepted white now Mr…. Winthrop. But regardless, Richard Nixon and his entire cabinet just fell into a punji stake pit on the whitehouse...
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Tao Lin breakfast project part
I am staring at the toaster intently. I have just placed two frosted “toaster pastries” inside and depressed the lever, which will heat them. I stare at it, waiting for the clang of its completion to break up the day. I stare at it for seventeen minutes, writing a story in my head about how I stared at it in my trademark vivacious and ebullient purple prose. It is unplugged, I realize...
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These are my chubby blonde buzzcut white nightmare...
their favorite song is achey breaky heart
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“I guess in the end… getting married to you when I was just twenty-two....”
– Babyteeth, 2012
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A precocious infant learns to chew solid foods 3...
it writes itself folks
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I hate when self-styled 'comedy' or 'funny' men...
but their reasoning for it is that you shouldn’t do it because its ‘too easy’ or ‘played out,’ not that its ‘reprehensible’ and ‘dumb as hell.’ like they want to assuage half their invisible audience that they agree that those jokes are bad things but at the same time they dont want to seem ‘uncool’ by understanding and respecting...
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The Tao Lin Breakfast Project Part
I wake up and look at my clock’s digital display, which reads “3:36 A.M” in bright blinking blue numerals. My Zune’s headphones are wrapped around my throat and I can faintly hear St. Vincent’s latest album’s last track playing on repeat. That is how I fall asleep. I think I was having a “dream” in which I was “ejaculating.” Other...
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For my next act as provocateur and...
I’m going to tag every post “tao lin” “‘s balls”
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Being A Teenager...
Being a Teenager is having a garbage can full of secret pubes…
shhhhh….
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"Too Smart to Be Successful"
my new doc about people on tumblr/twitter/etc who actually believe that shit.
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Join my new religion based on continental drift
The only thing crazier than moving… Is that we think we’re standing still.
Fat doctors
$$$$
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Puppy Party
puppy party